Hey hey it's the Split Kranksy!

 


Hey Hey it's the Split Kranksy!



EXTREME MAKE OVER... we have a winner!

There was a man from China
Who drove a Mini Minor
Hit a rock...

Split his cock...
And now he's got a vagina!




Comments to date: 117. Page 2 of 3. Average Rating:

chris   
Location unknown,  

3:59am on Saturday, November 20th, 2010 

love it so horny

Patrick   
Ludwigshafen,  Germany

2:00pm on Wednesday, November 17th, 2010 

Wie KRANK muss man sein :-!

smlover3000   
Hessisch Lichtenau,  Germany

7:50pm on Saturday, October 30th, 2010 

i cutted mine too it looks very similar to this one... its to erotic and im so fuckin horny if i see something beautiful like this i cum over my own mouth and i eat the jizz.....

SHIt   
Singen,  Germany

7:36am on Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

Zu heftig...dieses fucking scheiß Bild hat sich für immer in mein Hirn eingebrannt.... ich kanns leider nich nachvollziehen...pfui....

llmnky   
Guangzhou,  China

5:35am on Monday, July 26th, 2010 

qnubkxbxkijfhergquqkdwyqhgkpou

sly   
Ludwigshafen,  Germany

11:45am on Sunday, July 4th, 2010

WTF!? is ja abartig man!! was schaffst du alta wie bekommt man des hin du bist ja krank im kopp!!

Kaylie   
Saint Louis,  United States

10:34am on Monday, May 3rd, 2010 

AHAHAHAHA!! Its funny when he pees XD.

corndick   
Philadelphia,  United States

11:57am on Friday, April 30th, 2010 

how do you get fucked

billy   
Berlin,  Germany

8:48am on Wednesday, April 28th, 2010 

i´m x2 year old and wat is dis?

ctaywt   
Guangzhou,  China

2:49am on Wednesday, April 21st, 2010 

kbavnxvwrefcnjfgqipzinptgrohqp

Cerby   
Bestwig,  Germany

8:56pm on Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

ah interesant so sieht das von innen aus^^ danke für den aufklärungs untericht danke schön^^ sehr interessant^^

Anonymous   
Bottrop,  Germany

2:43pm on Monday, February 15th, 2010

wie geil *__*

irimitzu   
Bremen,  Germany

12:55pm on Saturday, January 23rd, 2010 

exceellent this body work,i love it and i work too at my cock

johnny   
M�dling,  Austria

5:37am on Thursday, December 31st, 2009

wtf aaaah men thas wierd fuck those pepole

MikkeJJ   
Manassas,  United States

5:18am on Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

That was the most disturbing shit i've ever seen

düsseldorfer jungs,schiesst ein tor fü   
Gelsenkirchen,  Germany

6:45pm on Thursday, December 3rd, 2009 

du behindertes stück scheisse is deine mutter auch so abnormal bist für die aussenwelt wohl zu prüde du hurensohn

ananananon   
Bellingham,  United States

3:08am on Tuesday, December 1st, 2009 

me too.
we'll jump you.

anon   
Odivelas,  Portugal

12:35pm on Saturday, November 28th, 2009

if I see u on the streets I'll kill you

Trepanation Guru   
Rostock,  Germany

10:32pm on Wednesday, November 25th, 2009 

interrested me why people doing such a thing

ThisGuyMustDie   
Cologne,  Germany

7:46pm on Thursday, November 19th, 2009

Kranker Hurensohn!!!
Solche Typen gehören für immer weg-
gesperrt oder eingeschläfert...
Das gilt für euch alle,ihr kopfkranken HeavyMod Spinner..
Ihr verdient es nicht zu leben..
How about zyklon B?

cdpiqc   
Australia,  Australia

5:21am on Thursday, November 19th, 2009 

vlcphtushsvlnwlyhcvluwsspakcsl

thomas stanley   
Thatcham,  United Kingdom

3:39am on Sunday, November 15th, 2009 

i want to lick that yummy penis!

jack6two   
Wolfen,  Germany

12:47pm on Friday, October 30th, 2009 

a horny work!
he had to stretch the halfs during healing, than the cockhalfs would be so long and straight as before.
how long time the splitting needed?

L.K.M   
United States,  United States

10:20pm on Monday, August 31st, 2009 

holy shit who would do that to themselfs!!!

tnwhgy   
Australia,  Australia

6:11pm on Saturday, August 22nd, 2009 

jleslqyalvumjfvyzmbyimphewnvrq

Mary   
Chillicothe,  United States

7:43am on Wednesday, August 19th, 2009 

WOW....i got sick from this shit....now i cant sleep.....i hope no other guy or girl thinks this is hot ewwwww...if you do you are fucking sick

Duhh   
Brunswick,  United States

8:06am on Tuesday, August 18th, 2009 

This is a pick of a tourture victim. They do this to rapist in some islamic countries. Just I think.

naf man   
United Kingdom,  United Kingdom

9:29pm on Wednesday, August 5th, 2009

fuckin sick twisted bastards like how da fuck cud u do dat 2 ya self its not fuckin right dem guys must realy hate there dicks like lol lmao

Samy   
Ludwigsburg,  Germany

6:29pm on Wednesday, August 5th, 2009 

Wtf!!! whats is wrong with you, motherfucker??? what for a holy shit. yor are crazy, motherfucker!!!

ew   
United Kingdom,  United Kingdom

2:10am on Friday, July 31st, 2009 

looks like some kind of alien or somewhat lmfao, so glad im lesbian aha !

.___.   
White Haven,  United States

12:47am on Monday, July 20th, 2009 

Aww, what the fuck is that? D:

Kashiya   
Sparks Glencoe,  United States

5:29pm on Friday, June 5th, 2009 

how do u fuck

kinkycad   
Stockport,  United Kingdom

1:49am on Thursday, May 28th, 2009 

would love my cock fully split but don't know where to get it done. I am UK based btw.

KaySlay88   
United States,  United States

1:45am on Thursday, May 21st, 2009 

I don't know HOW they got their dicks like that, and I don't care. Thats fuckin WICKED. You can't say that shyt didn't hurt..."SLICE!!!!!!!!" by the good ol' FF7 Buster Sword!!! R.I.P. Zack Fair

ZaTaniKa   
Washington,  United States

10:40pm on Friday, May 15th, 2009 

Wow! Intense. I wonder How he gets off? Is this one of the many dicks seen on the BME vids? Hey, what ever makes you feel good;O)

wow gold   
Hangzhou,  China

2:43am on Friday, May 15th, 2009 

Great points. Thanks for sharing that info.

Chad Sydney Australia   
Wollongong,  Australia

11:20pm on Sunday, May 10th, 2009 

WOW this cock looks great, I going to have mine done ASAP, my cock is thick and cut and will look great. That idiot Hamish in Melbourne needs to get a life and a brian

Macaco   
Alvai�zere,  Portugal

7:15pm on Monday, April 20th, 2009 

OMG!! wtf is that shit?

Kenneth Palthrow   
Dublin,  Ireland

8:47am on Friday, March 20th, 2009 

Intooooo Marcus!!

dasdasasd   
Kaunas,  Lithuania

6:03am on Friday, March 20th, 2009

OMFG UR SICK MAN WTF WTF WTF

laughing at dumbness   
Hessen,  Germany

9:49am on Thursday, March 19th, 2009 

very funny people! especially that canadian guy who has splitted his cock already and "shoves" someone elses cock in his!!! :D
what a mess!

adad   
Peking,  China

7:25pm on Thursday, March 12th, 2009 

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cock mongeler   
Tampa,  United States

3:13pm on Saturday, March 7th, 2009 

Your are fucked up in the head. You need a life, or a woman. wtf is wrong with you seriously. I hope you get aids and die. Thank you for your time, Mike Hunt

Chris   
Coquitlam,  Canada

3:01am on Saturday, February 28th, 2009 

I'm getting my cock split soon!!

I've already split the head of my cock and I can shove someone elses dick inside of mine.

Hahahah   
Location unknown,  

8:22pm on Friday, February 20th, 2009 

I give it a 5/5 mainly for the music lol

hahahahaha   
Lake Orion,  United States

2:08am on Thursday, February 19th, 2009

the music!!!! LOL

axflzs   
Guangzhou,  China

3:53am on Wednesday, February 18th, 2009 

xzqrudhugogxhkhizkiowdcjhlyxtl

ubdrcf   
Peking,  China

9:18pm on Tuesday, February 17th, 2009 

ciktfxulicfvficlyezqftfsiaqpix

hhaachen   
Aachen,  Germany

1:45am on Wednesday, February 4th, 2009 

verry nice Split and orgasm is beutifull.

irimitzu   
Location unknown,  

11:43am on Sunday, February 1st, 2009 

verry nich Split and orgasm


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Imagine flopping one of these split cocks out at the urinal...



The flying willy


This guy would have to sit down and piss like a girl


Looks worse than an infected navel ring

Genital bisection AKA Splitting the Kranksky is the total splitting of the male genitals.

In most cases, the penis remains fully functional, although some rigidity loss is possible. The penis maintains its form by the two halves of the corpus cavernosum. When they are no longer attached, the penis tends to curve in on itself (as seen in the first photo showing an erect full bisection), making insertion more difficult, but far from impossible.


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